1 00:00:13,404 --> 00:00:15,058 [Ingmar] That's what I'm talking about. 2 00:00:15,102 --> 00:00:17,191 This is it. Licensed, bonded. 3 00:00:17,234 --> 00:00:19,410 -Perfect, right? -[Axel] Do you really think 4 00:00:19,454 --> 00:00:21,064 both our names should be on it? 5 00:00:21,108 --> 00:00:22,805 Both our names are on it because we're partners. 6 00:00:22,848 --> 00:00:24,807 -That's why. -What's with the picture of the wolf? 7 00:00:24,850 --> 00:00:27,244 I got all these business cards for free 8 00:00:27,288 --> 00:00:29,159 when I bought the copier paper. 9 00:00:29,203 --> 00:00:31,292 But we don't even have a working copier. 10 00:00:31,335 --> 00:00:34,121 This is one small business owner thinking big. 11 00:00:34,164 --> 00:00:38,429 I want you to think of this like the Dicks 2.0. 12 00:00:38,473 --> 00:00:41,998 We're going to take it to the next level, guys. 13 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,869 Oh, by the way, yeah, I... 14 00:00:43,913 --> 00:00:48,091 I got my license with the mail yesterday. 15 00:00:48,135 --> 00:00:49,919 What about you? 16 00:00:49,962 --> 00:00:51,964 Not yet. 17 00:00:52,008 --> 00:00:55,229 I'll probably get it tomorrow or something. 18 00:00:55,272 --> 00:00:57,361 Well, looks like you busy. 19 00:00:57,405 --> 00:00:59,320 I be on my way, then. 20 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:07,241 [cell phone rings] 21 00:01:10,374 --> 00:01:12,028 Swedish Dicks. 22 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:16,554 Axel, answer my question with only yes or no. 23 00:01:16,598 --> 00:01:19,383 Are you ready to handle your immigration situation? 24 00:01:19,427 --> 00:01:20,602 Yes. 25 00:01:20,645 --> 00:01:23,039 -Are you lying? -Yes. 26 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,301 Are you crazy? 27 00:01:24,345 --> 00:01:26,303 You illegal alien, huh? 28 00:01:26,347 --> 00:01:28,827 They going to throw you out of the country, remember? 29 00:01:28,871 --> 00:01:30,220 Yes. 30 00:01:30,264 --> 00:01:31,613 You're like the whales in Norway 31 00:01:31,656 --> 00:01:33,571 they kill for fun, you want that? 32 00:01:33,615 --> 00:01:35,704 What do whales have to do with--? 33 00:01:35,747 --> 00:01:37,271 -Yes or no, dummy. -No. 34 00:01:37,314 --> 00:01:38,489 Good, 35 00:01:38,533 --> 00:01:40,839 because I got connections, 36 00:01:40,883 --> 00:01:44,234 and we're going to get you some legal immigration papers. 37 00:01:44,278 --> 00:01:46,367 No talking to Ingmar. 38 00:01:46,410 --> 00:01:47,977 -But-- -No buts! 39 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:50,110 You only talk to me on this. 40 00:01:50,153 --> 00:01:51,546 [cell phone beeps off] 41 00:01:51,589 --> 00:01:54,070 -Who was that? -Oh, the-- wrong number. 42 00:02:29,366 --> 00:02:31,977 Hello. How can we help you? 43 00:02:32,021 --> 00:02:34,545 I'm Rebecca Glos, and I'm a lawyer. 44 00:02:34,589 --> 00:02:37,069 I was sent on behalf of a client 45 00:02:37,113 --> 00:02:40,247 who specifically requested the Swinging Dicks. 46 00:02:40,290 --> 00:02:42,466 The Swedish Dicks. 47 00:02:42,510 --> 00:02:44,599 Yes. 48 00:02:46,862 --> 00:02:48,168 Is that a wolf? 49 00:02:48,211 --> 00:02:51,432 Just who is your client, Miss Glos? 50 00:02:51,475 --> 00:02:53,608 That I cannot reveal. 51 00:02:53,651 --> 00:02:55,653 Guys, I'm on a very tight schedule. 52 00:02:55,697 --> 00:02:59,353 But my driver is outside. 53 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:14,368 So, uh, what kind of lawyer are you, Mrs. Glos? 54 00:03:15,804 --> 00:03:18,241 Miss Glos. I've never been married. 55 00:03:18,285 --> 00:03:21,766 I have a small practice with just a few select clients. 56 00:03:21,810 --> 00:03:23,594 -What about you? -Oh, I'm not a lawyer. 57 00:03:23,638 --> 00:03:25,422 She means are you married? 58 00:03:25,466 --> 00:03:26,728 Oh. Oh, no. 59 00:03:26,771 --> 00:03:28,599 I'm not married, no. 60 00:03:28,643 --> 00:03:30,862 I'm just seeing someone, but it's not that serious. 61 00:03:30,906 --> 00:03:34,301 Haven't had sex or anything. Just taking it slow. 62 00:03:34,344 --> 00:03:35,737 Only met her recently. 63 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:40,307 Well, that was a lot of information. 64 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:42,570 -Yeah. -[laughs] 65 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:57,237 [Axel] Who the hell are we meeting? 66 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:58,803 [Ingmar] I don't know. 67 00:03:58,847 --> 00:04:01,545 [jiggling] 68 00:04:06,158 --> 00:04:08,465 [voice squawks over walkie-talkie] 69 00:04:10,946 --> 00:04:12,600 [door lock beeps] 70 00:04:27,354 --> 00:04:29,138 Kind of chilly in here. 71 00:04:29,181 --> 00:04:31,009 Yeah. 72 00:04:31,053 --> 00:04:35,710 When are you going to tell us the name of this mystery client? 73 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:45,067 [sighs] 74 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,123 Oh, no... 75 00:04:58,167 --> 00:05:00,648 -You're-- -Alive. 76 00:05:00,691 --> 00:05:02,345 Yes, I am. 77 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:04,478 But I shot you. 78 00:05:04,521 --> 00:05:06,175 I saw you die. 79 00:05:06,218 --> 00:05:08,090 Did you? 80 00:05:08,133 --> 00:05:10,614 He did! He did! 81 00:05:10,658 --> 00:05:13,138 He saw you die in my arms. 82 00:05:13,182 --> 00:05:16,054 I saw you die. What the fuck is going on, Tex? 83 00:05:16,098 --> 00:05:17,534 -Ingmar. -What?! 84 00:05:17,578 --> 00:05:19,188 Ingmar! 85 00:05:19,231 --> 00:05:20,929 It's good to see you, pal. 86 00:05:20,972 --> 00:05:23,235 Okay, would you excuse us? 87 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:24,672 [Tex] Of course. 88 00:05:24,715 --> 00:05:27,022 Okay, so you see him too, right? 89 00:05:27,065 --> 00:05:28,676 Of course I do. It's not a ghost. 90 00:05:28,719 --> 00:05:30,939 -Keep it together, Ingmar. -You keep it together! 91 00:05:30,982 --> 00:05:33,245 Got any idea what I've been going through? 92 00:05:33,289 --> 00:05:34,638 What you've been going through? 93 00:05:34,682 --> 00:05:36,336 -Yeah. -I'm the one who killed him. 94 00:05:36,379 --> 00:05:38,120 It still plays along in a loop in my head 95 00:05:38,163 --> 00:05:40,862 with "Dancing Queen" and the theme from Friends. 96 00:05:40,905 --> 00:05:42,907 Do you have any idea what it's like to kill a man? 97 00:05:42,951 --> 00:05:44,779 Of course I do. I killed him first. 98 00:05:44,822 --> 00:05:46,302 I actually killed him. 99 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:49,000 [knocking on glass] 100 00:05:52,482 --> 00:05:55,180 I know it's a lot to take in. 101 00:05:55,224 --> 00:05:58,053 How did you survive? 102 00:06:04,625 --> 00:06:06,931 [tapping] 103 00:06:12,241 --> 00:06:14,330 The funk... 104 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,854 saved my life. 105 00:06:16,898 --> 00:06:18,465 What? 106 00:06:18,508 --> 00:06:21,032 After you left me for dead, 107 00:06:21,076 --> 00:06:25,167 I hobbled like a broken commando out of that big building. 108 00:06:25,210 --> 00:06:28,736 And then I fell. 109 00:06:28,779 --> 00:06:33,349 I fell five stories and landed in the back seat of a lowrider. 110 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:37,135 I was nearly dead, this time for real... 111 00:06:37,179 --> 00:06:39,399 were it not for one thing: 112 00:06:39,442 --> 00:06:42,793 the funk pumping through those speakers 113 00:06:42,837 --> 00:06:46,014 that ran into my lifeless body. 114 00:06:46,057 --> 00:06:47,885 And it restarted my heart. 115 00:06:47,929 --> 00:06:50,322 [funk music playing] 116 00:06:50,366 --> 00:06:53,978 The funk was like a defibrillator. 117 00:06:54,022 --> 00:06:56,328 I know there's no way I'd have survived 118 00:06:56,372 --> 00:07:00,028 if they were listening to Celtic music or country. 119 00:07:00,071 --> 00:07:03,510 The funk saved my life. 120 00:07:03,553 --> 00:07:05,250 [yawns] 121 00:07:05,294 --> 00:07:08,428 Then the coppers had me, and you know what? 122 00:07:08,471 --> 00:07:11,126 It's the best thing that's ever happened to me. 123 00:07:11,169 --> 00:07:17,611 I'm never getting out of here, but still... I'm a happy man. 124 00:07:17,654 --> 00:07:22,006 And the reason for that is a man named Oscar Bustamente. 125 00:07:22,050 --> 00:07:24,531 Who is Oscar Bustamente? 126 00:07:24,574 --> 00:07:28,317 Oscar Bustamente is a former city councilman, 127 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:30,145 and corrupt son of a bitch. 128 00:07:30,188 --> 00:07:32,756 He's doing life for murder here. 129 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:36,934 [Tex] Yes, Ingmar, but he's also my savoir. 130 00:07:36,978 --> 00:07:41,504 He taught me how to play the sax and how to be human again. 131 00:07:41,548 --> 00:07:44,768 He's also innocent. 132 00:07:44,812 --> 00:07:45,900 At least of the murder. 133 00:07:45,943 --> 00:07:47,467 Bullshit! 134 00:07:47,510 --> 00:07:49,556 He was framed, Ingmar! 135 00:07:49,599 --> 00:07:52,123 And I need your help to prove it. 136 00:07:52,167 --> 00:07:54,474 You're the best, and I trust you. 137 00:07:54,517 --> 00:07:57,520 And you're my friend. Help me. 138 00:07:57,564 --> 00:07:59,653 Help me help Oscar. 139 00:08:01,829 --> 00:08:03,918 I can pay you. 140 00:08:04,962 --> 00:08:07,487 I can pay you a lot of money. 141 00:08:12,927 --> 00:08:14,450 It's insane. I'm not going to do this. 142 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,321 -No. -Maybe it's the lawyer in me, 143 00:08:16,365 --> 00:08:18,323 but if an innocent man is in jail, 144 00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:20,108 I think we should do something about it. 145 00:08:20,151 --> 00:08:23,894 Even if it's coming from a formerly dead hit man. 146 00:08:23,938 --> 00:08:25,548 And sax player. 147 00:08:25,592 --> 00:08:26,854 What's the matter with you? 148 00:08:26,897 --> 00:08:28,203 Are you all crazy here now? 149 00:08:28,246 --> 00:08:29,683 Maybe. 150 00:08:29,726 --> 00:08:32,207 But here's the thing that throws me. 151 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:34,122 Councilman Bustamente's task force 152 00:08:34,165 --> 00:08:36,864 completely cleaned out the gangs in Koreatown. 153 00:08:36,907 --> 00:08:39,388 But we all know the crime rate didn't go down. 154 00:08:39,431 --> 00:08:43,218 For reals. My nail place got hit five times last year. 155 00:08:43,261 --> 00:08:45,002 I didn't know you went to a nail salon. 156 00:08:45,046 --> 00:08:47,962 No, nail store. Where they sell nails. 157 00:08:48,005 --> 00:08:50,530 Okay, that's enough. 158 00:08:50,573 --> 00:08:52,793 I'm not going to do anything for this psychopath. 159 00:08:52,836 --> 00:08:54,838 -What, Tex? -Yeah. 160 00:08:54,882 --> 00:08:57,188 You still don't get it, do you? 161 00:08:57,232 --> 00:08:59,582 You're not doing this for Tex, Dad. 162 00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:02,716 You are doing this for justice. 163 00:09:02,759 --> 00:09:04,369 And cash. 164 00:09:04,413 --> 00:09:06,546 This could put the Dicks on the map in a huge way. 165 00:09:06,589 --> 00:09:08,112 Forget about Tex. You're not helping Tex. 166 00:09:08,156 --> 00:09:11,551 Tex is helping you. 167 00:09:14,249 --> 00:09:16,251 [Bustamente] His name was Sanchez. 168 00:09:16,294 --> 00:09:19,036 He was a drug dealer in Koreatown. 169 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:22,953 I did not kill him. I'm not a murderer. 170 00:09:22,997 --> 00:09:25,608 What about the witnesses that testified they saw you do it? 171 00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:27,218 I think they were coerced. 172 00:09:27,262 --> 00:09:29,612 Okay, by who? 173 00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:31,875 Tex only told me about you, Ingmar. 174 00:09:31,919 --> 00:09:33,964 Yeah, well, Axel is my partner. 175 00:09:34,008 --> 00:09:35,879 You can trust him. 176 00:09:35,923 --> 00:09:38,926 -Does he know the password? -Okay, give him the password. 177 00:09:41,102 --> 00:09:43,365 Kenny G sucks. 178 00:09:43,408 --> 00:09:44,671 [laughs] 179 00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:47,325 You got that right, man. 180 00:09:47,369 --> 00:09:49,197 Okay, continue. 181 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:52,635 Okay, there were these three cops on my gang task force. 182 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:54,071 They helped me clean up the street, 183 00:09:54,115 --> 00:09:55,682 and then they took it over. 184 00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:58,815 I think these were the guys that set me up. 185 00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:00,817 -The cops? -Shh! 186 00:10:00,861 --> 00:10:02,210 You got to be careful. 187 00:10:02,253 --> 00:10:04,299 They got eyes everywhere. 188 00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:10,305 [Yee] "Swedish Dicks"? 189 00:10:10,348 --> 00:10:12,046 [Ingmar] Yeah, that's us. 190 00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:14,265 And we would like to ask you a few questions 191 00:10:14,309 --> 00:10:17,399 regarding your testimony in the Oscar Bustamente trial. 192 00:10:17,442 --> 00:10:18,966 [laughs] 193 00:10:19,009 --> 00:10:20,750 -[speaks Korean] -Yeah. 194 00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:23,927 Now, you said you saw Oscar Bustamente commit murder. 195 00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:25,189 Is that correct? 196 00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:26,713 [speaking Korean] 197 00:10:29,454 --> 00:10:32,457 [in Swedish] 198 00:10:38,115 --> 00:10:39,421 [scoffs] 199 00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:41,684 Honey, we're out of bleach again. 200 00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:43,381 I told you I was going to do it! 201 00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:49,823 Listen, you guys have to leave right now. 202 00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:51,563 -It's not safe. -What? 203 00:10:51,607 --> 00:10:53,609 They can't know that we're talking to you. 204 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,916 -"They"? -Just leave. Please. 205 00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:57,439 -Please. Leave. -Just go now. 206 00:10:57,482 --> 00:10:59,789 -Go. -Okay. Okay. 207 00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:02,879 We're leaving. We're leaving. Come on. 208 00:11:02,923 --> 00:11:04,446 [Ingmar] Hey, Sarah? 209 00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:07,188 Can you get me the court transcripts 210 00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:08,929 from the Bustamente trial 211 00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:13,629 and meet us at the office in let's say half an hour? 212 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,370 Thank you. 213 00:11:16,545 --> 00:11:18,721 Actually, I'll catch up with you later, 214 00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:20,723 because I've got an appointment. 215 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:22,682 You got an appointment now? 216 00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:26,294 Yeah. I got a meeting with my teeth doctor. 217 00:11:26,337 --> 00:11:28,296 -You mean a dentist? -Yeah. 218 00:11:28,339 --> 00:11:29,732 He's right in this neighborhood. 219 00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:31,691 So, I'll catch up with you later. 220 00:11:32,866 --> 00:11:34,563 Here's to no cavities. 221 00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:45,139 Let's go. 222 00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:50,187 Is this your car? 223 00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:52,233 No, this not my car. 224 00:11:52,276 --> 00:11:53,713 Get in. 225 00:11:57,760 --> 00:12:02,417 Isaac Contreras, Dan Marks, Kenny Ellis. 226 00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:05,855 These were the cops working Bustamente's task force, 227 00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:09,859 but now look at the police logs I got. 228 00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:12,427 K-Town is still their patrol. 229 00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:14,603 Finally, your lawyer connections are good for something. 230 00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:17,432 Nice one, Dad. Happy to be here to help you. 231 00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:21,131 Well, Mr. and Mrs. Yee are scared out of their minds. 232 00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:23,046 These guys are bad apples. 233 00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:25,832 So, Tex wasn't lying. 234 00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:27,964 Not this time, anyway. 235 00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:30,140 [cell phone rings] 236 00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:34,797 -Hello? -[Mrs. Yee] Swedish Dick. 237 00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,581 -Mr. Dick, is this you? -Can you calm down? 238 00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:39,106 Please, it's-- this is Mrs. Yee. 239 00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:40,934 -We need your help. -[Contreras] All right, people! 240 00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:43,632 -[claps hands] -Laundromat's now closed! 241 00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:45,416 -They're here. Please, help us. -You hear me? 242 00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:47,505 -Please! Please hurry! -Get your panties, 243 00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:49,464 get your undies and get out! 244 00:12:49,507 --> 00:12:51,074 -Come on! -[claps hands] 245 00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:53,990 Oh. That was Mrs. Yee. 246 00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:56,993 Some cops just came to their place. 247 00:12:57,037 --> 00:13:00,736 -Wait, those cops? -That's what I'm going to find out. 248 00:13:01,955 --> 00:13:05,132 [cell phone rings] 249 00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:09,963 [sighs] 250 00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:12,922 This doesn't look like an immigration office to me. 251 00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:14,794 [man] You like it? 252 00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:16,883 I can give you a good deal on that one. Used only once. 253 00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,667 Lou. 254 00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:20,625 My sweet Sunny Bunny. 255 00:13:20,669 --> 00:13:23,193 Mwah, mwah, mwah. 256 00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:24,978 It has been an age. 257 00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:26,414 Oh, uh, bad news. 258 00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:27,981 If you are parked in the fire lane, 259 00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:29,199 I think your car was just towed. 260 00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:30,635 Not my car. 261 00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:31,985 Ah. 262 00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:33,725 Dreadfully sorry to keep you waiting. 263 00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:35,902 You must be the person formally known as Axel? 264 00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,642 Formerly known as? 265 00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:39,209 He going to give you a new identity. 266 00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:40,776 What's wrong with my old identity? 267 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,386 [Lou] Well, Sunny Bunny tells me 268 00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:44,388 you're about to be deported, chiquitita. 269 00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:46,129 I'm going to make sure that does not happen. 270 00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:48,523 You getting a dead guy's name. 271 00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:51,569 [Lou] I make them available for people in certain situations... 272 00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:52,832 for a fee. 273 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:55,095 No fee. You owe me favor. 274 00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:57,445 -I most certainly do not. -Yes. 275 00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:58,576 You do. 276 00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:00,448 But that wasn't-- 277 00:14:00,491 --> 00:14:01,971 Yes, it was. 278 00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:03,581 Is this legal? 279 00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:05,148 You want stay or not? 280 00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:09,283 Let's take some ID pictures, shall we? 281 00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,899 -[camera whirs] -[Lou] Oh, don't look scared. 282 00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:18,031 [camera shutter clicks] 283 00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:19,293 [chuckles] 284 00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:20,598 Very nice. 285 00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:23,340 [laughing] Oh! 286 00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:29,738 Ooh! Jackpot. 287 00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:41,663 [phone pad beeps] 288 00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:44,492 Axel? 289 00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:46,973 So maybe for the next one, 290 00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:49,410 we'll go for a Ryan Gosling thing. 291 00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:51,891 Take me to La La Land. 292 00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,109 Mm-hmm, I like it. 293 00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:55,068 [cell phone chimes] 294 00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:56,939 Okay, for the next one, 295 00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,898 let's try just the tiniest smile, 296 00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:01,074 like you've got a sweet secret. 297 00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:02,858 [camera shutters click] 298 00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:05,817 Okay, we got everything. 299 00:15:05,861 --> 00:15:08,342 We got ID. We got paperwork. 300 00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:10,039 Everything all done. 301 00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:11,649 Why are we still taking photos? 302 00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:13,564 Oh, these are for my private collection. 303 00:15:13,608 --> 00:15:16,916 -[camera shutters clicking] -[cell phone chimes] 304 00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:22,356 Oh, shi-- I need you to drive me to Koreatown right away. 305 00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:23,966 -I thought your car got towed. -Not my car. 306 00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:25,620 Shit! 307 00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:30,016 That little sweet's got wheels. 308 00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:32,192 [Contreras] I'm going to put you in the dryer! 309 00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:33,933 [Mrs. Yee] No! Please, not the dryer. 310 00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:36,587 My skin is sensitive. I-I can't. 311 00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:38,720 [Contreras] Okay, I'll put you in the washing machine. 312 00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:40,983 [Mrs. Yee] I'm allergic to detergent. Please, please. 313 00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:43,290 [Contreras] I need to know what you said. and what they said. 314 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,727 [Mrs. Yee] We told them to leave. We didn't tell them anything. 315 00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:48,730 -You're lying! -No, no, it's true. 316 00:15:48,773 --> 00:15:52,038 Also, you have this stain on your uniform. 317 00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:53,778 We can totally fix that. 318 00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:56,259 -It would take five minutes. -Not know, Jefferson! 319 00:15:56,303 --> 00:15:58,740 -Okay, hold it! -[both scream] 320 00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:00,307 Hey! 321 00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:02,396 Back off. Back off. 322 00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:04,006 Let them go. Go! 323 00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:08,358 Okay, I want the two of you 324 00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:12,145 to drop your guns slowly onto the floor. 325 00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:14,582 You heard me! 326 00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:17,063 Good. Now, kick them over to me. 327 00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:20,066 -One by one. -[guns sliding] 328 00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:22,198 -Thank-- -Drop it, dick. 329 00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:25,158 Oh. 330 00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:28,117 Hey, good timing, eh? 331 00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:34,036 [panting] 332 00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:36,996 Shit! 333 00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:42,175 [men laughing] 334 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,440 [Ingmar] Where are everybody? In the fucking air condition? 335 00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:49,051 [Contreras] Yeah, thank you. 336 00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:51,184 [Ellis] Poor guy. 337 00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:53,229 I see the Swede, 338 00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:54,796 but where's the dick? 339 00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:56,667 [all laugh] 340 00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:58,843 Hey! Drop your guns! 341 00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,671 Please. 342 00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:04,371 Oh, I should have prepared something heroic to follow that. 343 00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:08,331 Well, why don't you join your lady friend? 344 00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:11,639 Idiot. 345 00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:15,947 [in Swedish] 346 00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:19,342 [Ellis] Tie them up. 347 00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:21,431 [Ingmar in English] Now I get it. 348 00:17:21,475 --> 00:17:23,172 It was you, wasn't it? 349 00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:27,089 You killed Sanchez, and then you framed Bustamente. 350 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,004 [Ellis] Right place, right time. 351 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:32,486 We took out Sanchez and needed Bustamente out of the way. 352 00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:34,270 It was a win-win. 353 00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:38,927 And Bustamente went down like a perfect little stooge. 354 00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:40,276 Yeah? 355 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:42,757 We're going to keep this neat and tidy. 356 00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:48,632 -[gas hisses] -You two are going to float away 357 00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:50,069 on a cloud. 358 00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:51,287 Another win-win. 359 00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:52,593 You'll never get away with this. 360 00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:54,116 Of course I will. This is gas. 361 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,552 This whole place is going to explode. 362 00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:59,034 But don't worry. You'll be asleep by then. 363 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:03,082 See you later, Swedish Dicks. 364 00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:07,129 [grunts] 365 00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:11,090 -[gas hissing] -[Ingmar] Oh, shit. 366 00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,048 -Okay, let's do something. -Okay... 367 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,181 Okay, move to the left. 368 00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,402 What are you doing? 369 00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:21,448 No, I am moving to my left. 370 00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:22,884 I mean my left. 371 00:18:22,927 --> 00:18:24,842 Well, that's my right. 372 00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:26,235 Can't you say move to the right? 373 00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:28,411 Move to the right! 374 00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:29,891 [grunts] 375 00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:33,634 How do you mean? Like this? 376 00:18:33,677 --> 00:18:35,549 Yup. Okay. Okay, wait. 377 00:18:35,592 --> 00:18:37,159 Oh, shit, sorry. 378 00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:38,813 -I think I can get out. -What? 379 00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:41,163 -I got it. -Can you fix it? 380 00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:42,991 -Maybe. -You got to stop it. 381 00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:45,167 [grunting and panting] 382 00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:46,995 Okay, cover it up. 383 00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:49,084 [Axel] Ah! There. 384 00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:51,521 [Ingmar] You got to plug it up! 385 00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:53,915 -[panting] -[gas hissing] 386 00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:02,358 Good. Good. Good. 387 00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:03,751 Good job. 388 00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:06,101 [laughs] Oh. 389 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,234 Oh, try to get... 390 00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:15,066 Actually, you've got a stain right here, and it's... 391 00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:16,851 -Not now, Jefferson! -Okay! 392 00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:18,896 -[Mrs. Yee] Shut off the gas! -[Ingmar] Yeah. 393 00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,507 Are you okay? 394 00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:23,553 I think my partner 395 00:19:23,597 --> 00:19:26,774 might be a little sick from the gas. 396 00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:28,384 Oh, my gosh. 397 00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:31,518 I feel fine. 398 00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:33,172 [Ellis on recording] We took out Sanchez 399 00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:34,738 and needed Bustamente out of the way. 400 00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:37,045 -It was a win-win. -[Ingmar] Yeah. 401 00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:40,918 [Ellis] And Bustamente went down like a perfect little stooge. 402 00:19:40,962 --> 00:19:44,052 -[burps] -[Axel] You'll never get away with this. 403 00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:45,575 [Ellis] Of course I will. This is gas. 404 00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:48,622 This whole place is going to explode. 405 00:19:51,712 --> 00:19:54,149 Is it okay if I make a recording of this? 406 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,586 Please do, Miss Glos. 407 00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:09,425 I'll never be able to thank you enough. 408 00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:14,256 No, Oscar, thank you. 409 00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:18,129 Remember to practice your sax, Tex. 410 00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:21,045 Think, uh, Sonny Rollins. 411 00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:23,439 Will do. 412 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,661 I don't know how I'm ever going to thank you 413 00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:29,402 for giving me my life back. 414 00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:31,317 Tex told me I could trust you, and I'm glad that I did. 415 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:34,668 It's been a pleasure, Mr. Bustamente. 416 00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:38,193 Yeah, except for the getting tied up and the gas part. 417 00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:42,850 [door buzzes open] 418 00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:46,027 [camera shutters clicking] 419 00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:48,203 I just have one thing to say. 420 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,466 I love the Dicks. 421 00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:54,905 Thank you, Ingmar. 422 00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:58,735 I did it for the money. 423 00:20:58,779 --> 00:21:00,346 -Really? -Yeah. 424 00:21:00,389 --> 00:21:02,304 Not because we're friends? 425 00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:03,958 -For the money. -It was a big case. 426 00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:06,439 -It was a big case. -So, I helped you. 427 00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:08,354 You helped me, yeah. 428 00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:11,052 Bye, Tex. 429 00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:13,010 Ingmar... 430 00:21:13,054 --> 00:21:15,752 I need you to help me when my time comes. 431 00:21:15,796 --> 00:21:18,146 I'm innocent, too. 432 00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:20,757 [laughs] 433 00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:22,237 I'm just kidding, man. 434 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,108 I'm guilty as shit. 435 00:21:24,152 --> 00:21:26,110 I owe you, pal. 436 00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:27,721 You're the best. 437 00:21:28,809 --> 00:21:31,638 Great job. Great job! 438 00:21:32,595 --> 00:21:34,423 Visit anytime! 439 00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:37,034 I'll be here. 440 00:21:37,078 --> 00:21:40,864 Fellows, take me home. 441 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,534 I'm not going to lie. 442 00:21:58,578 --> 00:22:00,275 I'm impressed, Ingmar. 443 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,016 Thank you. 444 00:22:02,059 --> 00:22:03,496 You and your little partner actually went 445 00:22:03,539 --> 00:22:04,975 from sniffing each other's butts 446 00:22:05,019 --> 00:22:06,673 to cracking a case that matters. 447 00:22:06,716 --> 00:22:08,414 Feels pretty good, doesn't it? 448 00:22:08,457 --> 00:22:10,633 Oh, you might say that again. 449 00:22:10,677 --> 00:22:14,333 Awfully nice of you to share this moment with me. 450 00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:17,161 I've been so successful for so long, 451 00:22:17,205 --> 00:22:20,687 I've almost forgotten what the first big score feels like. 452 00:22:20,730 --> 00:22:23,037 And I'm happy that I can remind you. 453 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,647 [glass clinks] 454 00:22:28,912 --> 00:22:30,392 [sighs] 455 00:22:30,436 --> 00:22:33,264 I suppose you think that the Swedish Dicks 456 00:22:33,308 --> 00:22:35,310 are on my level now. 457 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,007 Well, think again. 458 00:22:37,051 --> 00:22:39,575 It's going to take a hell of a lot more than a license 459 00:22:39,619 --> 00:22:41,795 and some high-profile case. 460 00:22:41,838 --> 00:22:43,927 It's going to take balls. 461 00:22:43,971 --> 00:22:47,409 And I'm sure you know your way around them. 462 00:22:47,453 --> 00:22:49,106 [chuckles] 463 00:22:49,150 --> 00:22:51,544 Good one, Ingmar. 464 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:55,722 What about another round? 465 00:22:56,766 --> 00:22:58,159 You're on. 466 00:22:58,202 --> 00:23:00,422 It's going to be a long night. 467 00:23:08,125 --> 00:23:10,214 What's the holdup, cowboy? 468 00:23:12,478 --> 00:23:14,871 Oh. 469 00:23:16,133 --> 00:23:18,440 I'm just cleaning up. 470 00:23:18,484 --> 00:23:20,268 You know, taking my time? 471 00:23:20,311 --> 00:23:21,487 No rush. 472 00:23:21,530 --> 00:23:22,879 No rush? 473 00:23:22,923 --> 00:23:24,620 That's what you said about us. 474 00:23:24,664 --> 00:23:27,797 Well, you know, a clean kitchen is very important to me. 475 00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:30,800 You know, a person spends one-third of his or her life 476 00:23:30,844 --> 00:23:32,062 in the kitchen. 477 00:23:32,106 --> 00:23:33,673 In bed. 478 00:23:33,716 --> 00:23:35,979 A person spends a third of their life in bed. 479 00:23:36,023 --> 00:23:38,460 Which is where I want you... 480 00:23:40,244 --> 00:23:42,333 Floyd. 481 00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:46,163 Floyd? 482 00:23:48,035 --> 00:23:49,471 Is this you? 483 00:23:49,515 --> 00:23:50,951 Uh, yes. 484 00:23:50,994 --> 00:23:53,475 Floyd Calhoun? 485 00:23:53,519 --> 00:23:55,129 I thought your name was Axel. 486 00:23:55,172 --> 00:23:59,176 I... changed it. 487 00:24:03,703 --> 00:24:05,139 I like it. 488 00:24:05,182 --> 00:24:07,489 Oh. 489 00:24:07,533 --> 00:24:08,925 Hmm. 490 00:24:10,144 --> 00:24:14,144 Now come to bed, Floyd Calhoun.